Types of Tweeters

Hello guys,
So a long time back (almost a year back) I wrote this post on the types of tweeters I have personally observed. Not sure why I never posted it but I'll post it now since I thought it's quite funny. Take it light heartedly. I know which category I belong. You can see where you belong too :p

1) The ghost:
 This person is always there, silently watching everyone's tweets...but hardly ever tweets to the point you think that person has probably quit twitter...and then one day he favourites your tweet out of no where and establishes his presence

2) The binge
It feels as though this person goes on a twitter fast. There's no sign of this person for hours and all of a sudden, this person is tweeting 10 tweets in a row...and then he disappears again.

3) The educational one
Who needs to study or note down homework when you follow this person. This person will remind you of everything school related and occasionally give you revision through twitter itself

4) The geek
Everything related to technology that you will have no idea about, this person will tweet

5) The unfortunate
This person just doesn't understand why everything is so fucked up in their life. "What is my life all about? Do I even mean anything to anyone? I'm so used to it why does it even hurt?" Basically if you are having the shittiest day of your life, this person is the person to retweet stuff from

6) The gymmer/sporty
This person loves to tell everyone their workout schedule or just anything that can show everyone just how much into fitness they are. Tweets can include- body/gym selfies, how whey is life, how much weights they can lift, how running liberates them etc etc

7) The "cool" party animal
This person will know all the repulsive shortforms that can exist on urban dictionary and will use them. This person also likes to talk in "aye's" a lot of "fuck's" and "nigga's" and "bitches" everywhere and of course how can their twitter page be complete without pictures of them with alcohol and ciggs because who has the time to give a fuck about health and education and future

8)The kardashian wannabe
This person truly believes she was born to be a Kardashian. From outfits to selfies to face, everything has to be kardashian aesthetics. Let's not forget commenting on every thing about their lives like as if they truly care about their opinion.

9) The in-love
This person is in love alright. This person will post all his cute screenshots with his partner, pictures of them together and lovey dovey tweets to their partner. You almost begin to think his partner is the only person he follows on twitter.

10) The out of love
This person has experienced too many relationship let downs. They think they know the real life. Has no intention of ever falling in love because "love only brings pain". Consider themselves strong because of their experiences but occasionally does put out the fact that they need to be fixed -_-

11) The retweeter
This person basically talks through retweets, not tweeting

12) The retweeter 2
This person is just on twitter to retweet whatever they like. It's hard for them to draw the line between twitter and tumblr

13) The football obsessed
We all know someone who loves football and it's cool. But this person truly believes he's the best most knowledgeable live commentator on twitter possible.

14) The preacher
This person is apparently full of wisdom. How to be in a relationship, how to love, be kind, be a better person, this person has the answer to all your internal struggles.

15) The sexually frustrated
Most of this person's feed is full of sexualgifs. When you're on this person's feed you need to make sure no one is seeing your screen first before you can continue.

Well these are all I could think of for now. Hope you enjoyed reading it just as much as I did writing it.

See you soon <3